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... is a mockumentary about Tim & Tom, 2 bavarian cops, their Chief Lt. Müller and the little Prosecuter Dr. Dörte Screwneck.
WARNING: This video contains scenes that some viewers may find disturbing!


Pretzel Cop
Tom
Robinson von Lindenschmit
Tom has been Tim's best friend since childhood. He would kill for a pretzel.

Pretzel Cop
Tim
Tim Vetter
Tim has memory lapses since Tom shot him in the head at the shooting- range.

Pretzel Cop Chief
Lt. Müller
Kristina Rudnitzky von Lindenschmit
She is a Bavarian born in Ukraine and got the Chief position by coincidence.

Prosecuter
Dr. Dörte Screwneck
Fritzi Hennemann
She is an angry little woman with a penchant for disguises.
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